I wanted to be a rock god but the job centre made me work in a library and I was bored. I was put in charge of letters to overdue borrowers but there were complaints. My offers to send my friends round to retrieve payment in kind or extract satisfaction to the value of, were not appreciated. I could tell by his grin the boss was amused but he said he'd have to let me go and so I let him let me go and I've been going ever since.